therecklessandtherian: have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
jpgay: me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
professordumbeldore: professordumbeldore: do you have 67 protons because you’re a If anyone else reblogs this I will cry for eternity
disneyprincest: my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
lunartes: please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: theemptyholmes: If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her She knows She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
chasedupthesky: theneverendingdrums: I don’t think I’m ever going to stop being angry at Voldemort’s death in the movie He was mEANT TO DIE AS NO MORE THAN A MAN IN THE END. IT WAS IMPORTANT. How the fuck does “Tom Riddle hit the floor with a mundane finality, his body feeble and shrunken, the white hands empty, the snake-like face vacant and unknowing.” turn into FINALLY SOMEONE GETS...
sokkasass: apriki: hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around he’s like guys what’s happening guys GUYS I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING GUYS IM SERIOUS LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED #911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE...
drunktrophywife: if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback
one-hamburger: Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality
meladoodle: *prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’ “what?” haha owned you’re going to jail