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fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

via .
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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

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andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

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2sticks1drum:

the-adventures-of-nick:

tardis-are-y0u-drunk-again:

fairytalefaker:

Do you know the horrors that happened where you’re standing?

Life goes on, strange isn’t it?

Wow This is fucking brilliant. My new favourite post on tumblr.

This is truly a work out art, props to whoever created this

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(Source: theonion)

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rockpapercynic:

How many of these spider facts did you know?

(Source: rockpapercynic.com)

Photo 17 Sep 6,048 notes violenttrees:

The Ghost Inside Dallas, TX 2014

violenttrees:

The Ghost Inside
Dallas, TX 2014

Photo 17 Sep 332,083 notes stuckwithyoutubers:


Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

stuckwithyoutubers:

Lucy Knisley [website | tumblr | twitter]

i would probably just end up like

image

and that can’t be healthy

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barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(Source: sothoros)

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iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the Battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper, “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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Chat 17 Sep 2,405 notes Let's Play Minecraft - Episode 119.5
  • Ray: Some would say there is too much ore.
  • Gavin: Or what?
  • Ray: Man, if you were to get hit by a car right now, I would not care.